How Many Cups Of Coffee Does It Take To Get My Heart To Explode?

Serious Question: (If I Had A Heart)

How many cups of coffee does it take

to get my heart to explode?
I just want to get rid of it 

so it feels no more.

I'd rather have it bursting from my chest, 

running a marathon out on the streets 

of Boston, or maybe New York,

than sitting solemnly, in my chest,

beating...slower...and slower...

because nothing seems to amuse it anymore.

Should the coffee be dark roast?
Something strong, something bold.

To get the motors running.
Heart bumping.
Because no amount of medium roast will do the trick.

And no one takes blond roast seriously.

You hear me Starbucks?

Should I buy my coffee from the corner market?
Or go and run on Dunkin?
Ingest some Ventis on Trentis On Ventis

as catalyst for a wonderful and utterly remarkable,

rapid beating heart
that will eventually trigger

a burst in my capillaries,

fuck my arteries.
Get my blood flowing out of my body.
onto other adventures, I suppose,

make me feel

what it's like to not feel
my skin crashing into yours,
creating heat, gasping for more.

see, blood seems to make things feel,

like body heat. and anemia. and leukemia. 

and even nausea and relief.
In his case, I want to call it quits.
Get rid of all of it.

Should my coffee be black?
a straight attack,
nothing to retract,
fuck skim, whole, soy milk.
no sugar added, 

because who wants to be sweet at a time like this?
I want this to be short and quick.

So please answer me this:

How many cups of joe

can help me destroy
the whole idea that love 

lives in my chest,
and not in my thoughts?