#socollege

Long showers the morning
after. The smell of vomit,
clearly you were a disaster.
Slutty girls, just for this one night,
walk along click click clacking,
just fine. Feet achy and throbby,
you weren't feeling that last night.

The hashtag splatter all over your feed.
No more pictures please.
Keg stands, beer pong, chandelier.
I'm certain I can chug a beer
faster than him.
What started off as funny,
now seems so "freshman year".

Smoking in the bathroom of dorm halls
Hope the RA doesn't knock on.
Everyone's a dealer, I always give a taste.
Bong rips, bubblers, pieces and joints.
Whatever you like, I own. But
if you ask me, nothing beats a blunt.

Find yourself at a party,
long line to go break the seal.
The door is locked.
Knock til they scream and get out here.
She's puking her guts out.
Should we call 911? Is it
alcohol poisoning? or a forgotten dinner?
A look at her face, your orientation roomate.

Nothing to do, nothing to see,
people to fuck, places to be.
Welcome to college "little fresh meat".